It’s time for the bling and the bitches. Gentlemen Video’s Mr. Horsecock 3 is cruisin the streets and pickin up these whores and he’s fuckin em up left, right, over, under, and sideways. These whores better have a glass of water nearby because after this saddle ride, it’s gonna hurt oh so good.
Scene 1 opens up with a foul mouthed mature blonde named Chelsea Zinn giving some deep throat. Chelsea then gets pounded from underneath while beggin for the business this bitch loves cock and has a passion that is rare in the business today. Chelsea’s fuck buddy feeds her the cock in multiple positions in a decent opening scene.
Scene 2 is a petite brunette named Lacy who probably gives the most lazy, boring blow job ever witnessed. Her tight pussy is finally penetrated deep by the monster cock, but Lacy is such a dead fuck that you could make a sandwich while watching this unexciting scene. A blow up doll would have made a better scene than this bitch (who didn’t even show a tit as a consolation prize).
A decent looking blonde named Malory Knoxxx gave a similar bj to that of Lacy dammit, who the fuck is casting these tramps? Malory then gets doggied from the thoroughbred cock and she shows a little more enthusiasm than the chick in the last scene which makes her performance at almost par. Malory is best when lying on her back, but both her and Lacy need to take notes from Chelsea.
A ménage et trois ensues between two ugly broads (an old wicked witch of the west lookin red head named Christina Noir and an out of shaped ebony chick named Shadow Cat) and an unlucky cock. The two sluts switch off sucking off the poor dude before the ebony humpback whale sits her thick self on his cock while the white chick licks dude’s balls. Christina gets the drillin doggy style while Shadow lip locks dude. Then, both chicks are on their backs to get a fair share of horsecock. Although they weren’t the easiest on the eyes, they get a B+ for effort. If the ebony chick lost about 40lbs and little red riding hood put a bag over her face, it might have worked.
Mr. Horsecock 3 deserves some praise for not having a single piece of storyline to drag the movie because after Chelsea opened up in scene one, the rest of the movie was horse shit. Malory did alright in scene 3 and alright is a generous compliment. 2 out of 10.
Tags: big cock, reviews